Come a little closer. Juuust a little closer. Allow me to tell you about the fifth annual Data Steward of the Year Award, where the most delicious – pardon me – I mean talented people are honored for conquering data monsters every day. Please, pull up a chair – NO NOT THAT ONE…that’s the Invisible Man’s chair. Don’t worry. You couldn’t have known.
Where were we? Ah, yes. The nominations. All you need to do is nominate the best data steward you know, whether it’s you or someone else. Then go hide under the covers where even the scariest of data monsters can’t get you. Unless you fall asleep. And then you’re on your own.
Are you ready? Excellent. Please proceed to the chamber of nominations.